User:Fernando is king

This page is entirely devoted to the exploits of one great man. His name is Stuart Monk. He is the baddest mother you will ever know. He fought in every war since WW1 and can play any instrument or song you can think of. In both world wars he single handedly, with no training, turned the tide of the war. He slew over 20,000 soldiers in WW1 alone. He would take out two enemies with every single bullet. He knew the human anatomy so well that he could shoot them in such a way as to make them have a muscle spasm and fire thier weapon at thier commrad. When he ran out of bullets he would go hand to hand and snap thier neck or just punch them in the heart and it would explode. He was the first person to discover and succesfully impliment a way to take out a tank as an infantry soldier and not get a scrach on him. He would run up to the tank and climb in front of the barrel. Then he would make a shape charge out of a bullet, some gum, a cigaret, and his bare hands. The charge made a dent in the barrel at the joining of it and the tank, which made the round explode in the barrel and kill everyone in and around the tank. And the cigaret was only to celebrate afterwards. But enough of what he did, what is he doing now you ask? Well he currently runs the FBI, CIA, NSA, CNN, USA, Comedy Central, and pretty much the rest of the world. All from behind the scene of course. So long story short Stu should be honored as a national hero, written into the pledge of alliegance, the star-spangled banner, the national anthem, and the Declaration of Independance. He has earned your respect and you owe him. So send him money, or just give him stuff, I don't care. He also successfully infiltrated both Al-Quaeda and Hamas, but found it too easy and decided they were gonna get beat anyway so why bother just let someone else do it. I meen he isn't a glory hog or anything. That's all I have to say so Fernando is King. I am not Fernando, but I think he is awsome so my user name is Fernando is king. Also I also made up the name Stuart Monk to replace the man's real name which is need to know and you don't kneed to know. I came up with it while fliping between family guy and the show Monk. Buy.