User:FertanandLyntonKipling/sandbox

This page is about the 8th Wonder of the World: Lynton Kipling. He is a wonderous, doughy formation whom resides with his brother Fertan. Both of the doughy gentlefolk live in the magical land where Cuban Aids and Ginger Rage rule the nation. In which no one gets wound up, and everyone has their own tools. Every vehicle in this land is MOT'd by the end of the day as our dear Fertan only made one mistake, but in his defence - they didnt show him how to use the headlight tester. This then leads to him not knowing how to use the tools as they are not his own.

In this land of doughy formations, the potatoe shall forth be known as a pototae. Hath arisen as pototae and shall be worshised as wearing starched, potatoey clothing and chanting "Pototae". The hippest of the Pototaes shall swagger about with a general presence of hip swagger, oozing his swagger onto his peasants which can only gaze on on in awe-struck awesomeness at the One and Only Pototae.

Shut the fuck up Lynton. He a whore but you pronounce it do-a..