User:Finnan haddie was a favourite dish

Young Tom was a red haired Findon lad He worked out of the harbour At night when he lay down in his bed He dreamt of kippers and beer

Now Tom had his eye on many things and first of these was Maddie She came to the village wearing green attracting all the laddies

So Tom went and bought a brand new coat In hopes of attracting Maddie But when she saw him she replied, "Can I buy some finnan haddie?"

Finnan haddie was a favourite dish Made of milk and made of fish Codfish taken from the briny sea

An' we'll all eat finnan haddie!

Heave up the nets up heigh ho Feeling the north wind blow Feeling the sting of seaspray High and low! Heavin' the nets up heave ho, codfish again to show Load up the catch an' ride it's home we go We gooooooooo!

Now Tom was convinced of one sure thing he had to marry Maddie He proposed on one knee but she replied...

You smell like Finnan Haddie!

Finnan haddie was a favourite dish Made of milk an' made of fish Codfish taken from the briny sea

An' we'll all eat finnan haddie! And we'll all eat finnan haddieeeeeeeeeee!

(thank you Vijay Singh (not the golfer or politician))