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 HELLO, I'M FIREMAN8347193018, AND WELCOME TO THE SOCIALIST DEMOCRACY REPUBLIC OF FIRELAND, A COUNTRY IN THE PACIFIC!

Did You Know About Fireland?
Fireland, officially the Socialist Democracy Republic of Fireland, is a country in the Central Pacific of which is small for a country but gained its independence on April 28, 1499 after the Hǣrt War, a terrible war in which the European Union killed 298 of Fireland's Annual Army men, but the people of Fireland beat the European Union and successfully and triumphantly won. The country is known for its high coffee sales, or Ąhērīt (of which means coffee bestseller in the national language which is rarely ever mentioned). The national languages of Fireland are Şæđ and English, and the official sport is Grasshopper, a "clone" of cricket (in India) and baseball (in the United States of America). The current president of the country is Alæxßĭ Gağǣṝṭ, the most successful known and kindest president ever known of Fireland. The country was founded by an Italian, Vacci Raisuspucci and named it after English person Oswald Fārland, who was very important in the Kramıẽrı War history.