User:FishyFTW

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for treats, I can tell you I don't have cupcakes. But what I do have are a very particular set of brownies, which I have acquired over a very long baking session. Brownies that make me a nightmare for lactose intolerant people like you. If you let my cookies go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will take your cookies.