User:FishyShinanigans

I can do fishs me! Here is everything you will ever need to know about fishering when in posession of a Fishering guide!

♦ Tuna is fish. Fact! <>{ ©

♦ Fins on Kippers assist them in theirs underwater shinanigans (Vic reeveses's' 2009). Also fact! <>{ ©

♦ Salmons are birds... NOT FISH! Do not be fooled by their scaly disguise. <>{ ©

♦ Sea cucumbers! Do not eat them, they are not yummy! <>{ ©

♦ Nemo is a lie, for Clown fish doth not converse! <>{ ©

♦ Dolphins are allergic to water. Aqua brings them out in deathly grey discolouration. They are naturally Invisible! <>{ ©

♦ Krill has been used in recipes for thousands of years. <>{ ©

♦ Goblin Sharks are naughty. They trick poor Noddy on his woodland adventures! To donate to the Noddy protection scheme, please visit www.toyland.com/nps. <>{ ©

This information is greatly regarded by fisherists all around the world. Use it wisely. With great knowledge comes great responsibility! Now scatter My dear ones, and share this ancient knowledge with the mortals of this little ball of blue and green we call Home! Bubbles and love,

The FishyShinaniganeers  <++++{ ™(This one is dead, but do not be sad... He doesn't mind!) ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈<>{≈≈≈≈≈≈≈                     ≈≈}<>≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈                          ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈<>{≈≈≈≈                   Pround owners of Loch McGarry <>{ shinanigans© ~