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John Thomas Herlihy June 5th 1960

John Thomas Herlihy
John Herlihy is a Director with IBM. He is married and has two sons. They all live in Danbury, CT. He was born in Maplewood, NJ ,where - he lost his virginity to a homeless man living in Grove Park. This led to his dual life as a bisexual.

EARLY LIFE

John was born June 5th, 1960 in a barn near Maplewood, NJ. Mr. & Mrs. Herlihy adopted him and raised him a God fearing Catholic. He is a log cabin Republican and could be seen looking for love in the woods of South Mountain Reservation.

HIGH SCHOOL

John went to Seton Hall Prep and was voted most likely to be gay.

COLLEGE YEARS

John graduated from NJIT with a degree in business and a minor in computer science. It was during this period of his life that he started coming out of the closet. His reserve for the sexuality that he harbored for most of his life was eroding and he could now " PUTT FROM THE ROUGH."

PROFESSIONAL LIFE

Ernie, as he is known by those who are close to him, began a dual life of bi-sexualuality while working at IBM. He would sit and wait in the bathroom stalls tapping the toes of older men in hopes of a response. Senator Larry Craig was the man who taught John this when he was his intern. Senator Graig was his mentor and the person most responsible for teaching him the joys of homosexuality. Ernie started carousing the bathroom stalls at all major airports looking for love. He used his wide stance to lure other gay men into sex.