User:Fiyastream/Invisible matter

'''It's invisible. And it's also matter.

This invisible matter can be seen anywhere around the world, although it's extremely rare. It can also be very dangerous, as it has a mind as smart as 3 humans combined. It has been known to do anything and everything, so there is really no way to protect yourself from it. It enjoys tricking idiots, and if you keep falling for its tricks and begin to go after it, it will just get you back twice as hard. How should you know if there is invisible matter around you? Look for these signs:

1. It's invisible 2. It's matter 3. You need therapy

Remember to always be alert, cautious, focused, all ears, on the lookout, tentative, vigilant, watchful, with one's eyes peeled, because you never know when it could come. And you never know when it couldn't come.