User:FlamesMuchmore/sandbox

Emiil Semaliheskey is a man from London, England, born in 2001; the same year as 9/11. Coincidence? I think not. He thinks he is a proper lad, but in reality he's a little pussy and loves winking at little kids. His taste in music is dogshit and he hates everyone but himself. He wears skinny jeans in an attempt to seduce men but his face is just too damn ugly to do so. In 2016, he decided to do plastic surgery on his penis to make it bigger, but it failed and then fell off. He hasn't revealed more about his life ever since.