User:Flangers

Flangers is hard to catch. Glimpses are occasionally reported, however sighting lasting longer than 5 seconds are rarely reported. Some footage does exist, however it is dubious and possibly a hoax. He has been reportedly linked to the wildmen of asia and sometimes confused with the Chinese Alma. There is much disagreement as to who Flangers is closer related to, the Alma or the Yeti or whether there is any difference at all. All is known that Flangers is humanoid, upright and surprisingly good looking. He is known to answer the phone late at night and has difficultly talking due to the advanced nature of the vocal cords.....read on

Rumour has it that the ancient Chinese would attempt to tame the Alma with gifts or berries and alcohol left at the gates of their village and then retire to the security of their straw huts. Terrible noises would be heard as ancient texts report that Flangers would steal the alcohol from the Alma. Faded cave pictures dating back to 100 B.C show the struggle over the alcohol, however these are the only evidence and no confirmed sightings of these events have since occurred. It is believed that these humanoids are the same and that Flangers only appears after Alma has found alcohol....read on