User:Flanrules

Flanrules: Originally earned the name because of his vast coolness, but then went on to immortalize it by creating an AOL screen name seen all around the world. "I don't know what to say. People just see the name and instantly know I rule," he said in a recent interview at his beautiful home in New Jersey.

The author of such tomes as "Dead Man's Hand" and "The Eternal" spent the late 1980's fronting an original rock band called Mystery, and, most recently, the hottest cover band in New Jersey, the Reservoir Doggs (Two "G"s). After leaving the world of top-notch fiction writing and thundering vocals behind him, he can be found just hanging out "ruling" at home with his beautiful wife and two sons.