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Flávio Guilherme (Zé Cabra for friends) - Great Champion of Mini Raquetes / Ping Pong - Seasons 2009-2019
Superstar of mini Tennis from the center of Portugal, was born in (edit) with a weight of 3.8kg and a murcela, natural born prodigy spanked the nurse as soon as he was born, "She slapped me" - He alleged.

Was walking by the age of 3 months, and making bagaço caseiro by the age of 5 months. "Great bagaço, the best bagaço in the center of portugal"

He was home schooled through kindergarten.

Nominated 3rd best player of the year (1978) in the Ping Pong championship of Moelas de Coelho, out of 3 players (Flávio, his dog and a local girl that secretly had a crush on him but was not capable enough to express her feelings).

He started elementary school by the age of 7 as a part-time job "I wanna focus on my mini raquetes career" he said.

Successfully acquired his elementary school degree by the age of 18 but was top 10 every year in the great Mini Raquetes championship in his hometown (seasons 1984-1991).

He then enrolled in the University of Coimbra in computer engineering, putting aside his Ping Pong career to focus on his studies.

He finished his bachelor's on the age of 25, "ez bachelor's" he said.

There was a weird phase here where he became a pimba music singer, attaining great success with the "Deixei tudo por ela" song.

He promptly left the stage life to focus on his second passion, Android development. (It's a lot like ping pong this android development thingy) - He said enthusiastically.

He got a certification in pastry making and immediately started developing apps for Eclairs, Donuts, Ice cream sandwiches peaking at kit kats.

In 2007 he was in the middle of a doping scandal (players were injecting chouriças before the games) and was suspended from the Ping Pong championship for a year.

He further focused on his Android development career during the days while practicing Ching Chong during the nights.

In 2009 he returned to the Ping Pong Ching Chong Championship, winning the 1st place with a very close last match (his opponent had a heart attack later found that it was related to a farinheira injecting incident).

The next 9 years were made of winnings, he was on top of the world, he was invited to the best parties in the center of portugal, Tony carreira (not the artist, his neighbor) became one of his biggest fans, creating a fan page with over 8 likes on facebook.