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The dictionary defines El-tahan, as "a state of undeniable constipation, despite wall pounding contractions and the use of forceps." I was puzzled by this as the dictionary doesn’t normally include names. I did a little more digging to which i discovered, El-Tahan comes from the root “El-Ta or "to El-Ta”. As told by the ancient Egyptians to El-Ta means in rough translation "two for the price of one". Intrigued i decided to dig yet farther into the meaning of "han" or at least discover its relevance; you'll never believe what i stumbled upon. HAN or gHAN ( the g is silent) as it was spelled in the days of old, means, "chicken wings", or "wings of a small bird, usually devoured whole, and uncooked". I couldn't believe what I had found. However, I was still wondering how two words, when placed next to each other could have such a different meaning from being used together as one word. I contacted a close friend of mine from the University of Cairo, Dr. Hasham A.C. Sandwich, an expert in Egyptology. I was able to determine that somewhere in history; El-tahan’s controlled the lucrative chicken market between Syria, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Libya. The good doctor also informed me that as foretold by legend, “when the controller of chicken wings meets the lover of hats, there will be born to them two children who will be seven years in the difference, they will gain a fortune greater then any Egyptian has ever managed. They will do this by, stealing cover charges, raiding cupboards at parties, and stealing burgers at bbq’s. Unfortunately I also managed to uncover that because of their slippery ways, you are bound to spend the rest of your days in a state of modern “El-Tahan”.