User:Flourgus

Flourgus
From ancient mythology, the word "flourgus" has been used for many of years but rarely said. It is found only in 12908751426341641234612621612626112677756453346576546 year old dictionaries and is beleived to have special powers when said. Example: by using the word "flourgus", a magical pony flies down from a rainbow and brings you to happytown. Once a man from Queens said his dauschaund got stolen by an alpaca but, when he said the mystical, magical word "flourgus" all his dreams came true. but his dog was still gone and raped by the alpaca many of times.

In the movie "The Da Vinci Code" Tom Hanks was noted for using the word "flougus" mutiple times in the movie, but was also raped by the alpaca. However, this scene did not make it into the movie for it was stolen and released on the international alpaca black market of peru. This is mainly why President Bush choked on a pretzel and sewed Enron. This is also why the Japenese invaded Harlem New York and why Ellen Degeneres decided to come out of the closet. $$Pathagorean Thereom$$