User:Fluffheadinmyshoe

Kevin O'Neill was born in Sacremento, California, to a nuclear physicist and spoken word poet. His father, with relations to the United States Airforce, reolocated the family to New Jersery when Kevin was seven. As a child, he dug holes in his backyard. Later, the family moved again to Swansea, IL, a small town situated ten miles from St. Louis, MO. There Kevin graduated from eigth at Wolf Branch Middle School with friend Patrick Shannon.

High School
From there Kevin journeyed across the river to attend St. Louis University High School, A Jesuit college-prep institution. Shannon later dropped out, bailed. (His whereabouts of late are unknown, although it is rumored that he might be homeless.) However, Kevin was not friendless, as he met a motley assortment of characters including Timothy Heffner (water polo star), Aaron Seabaugh (?), Matthew Odenwald (i-Pod accessory fanatic), Mike Granger (Tepepan legend), Tyler Faust (naturalist and love supreme), Luke Dang (half-Asian), and Kevin Hatch (hippie). With the support of his friends, Kevin began eating an increased calorie diet of mostly meat and protein bars, drinking five gallons of water a day to "wash horrible impurities from his slick innards," and performing the feat of over five hundred pull-ups a day. Why? Kevin's answer: "To harness the strength of the primates." Kevin took up boxing and entered the following gathering around the acclaimed musical group Tepepan. During his stay at SLUH, Kevin considered following his father's footsteps and attending the airforce academy.

The Academy
Kevin entered the Air Force Academy.