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Flying Aardvark (Bezurkus Orycteropus) The flying Aardvark is an extremely rare breed. Aardvarks live in the Netherlands, Ireland and Canada and are found wandering the world. They can be mostly seen around bars, pubs and rally's. They are attracted to loud music, especially Blues and Rock. The male species are furry around the mouth, the female of the species have big breasts. They have an all year round mating season. Their well known mating call is Sweet Home Alabama. The Aardvarks eating habit is very messy, and they are very fond of greasy food. Their speeds vary between 80 - 150 mph.

AARDVARKS ARE NOT ENDANGERED!

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