User:Flyingsupermonkey

hot sauce all over my body would be nice, please i'm looking for a hot hubbi that will rub hot sauce all over my body and give me whoppers and big macs. my favorite place in the world is dik cheney. oh man super hotness AAAAA-UUUUUUU-GGGGGGGG-AAAAAAAAA My hero baby is jon mcain a would do him in a second... These are my shoes!!! That's good.. Hot sauce all over my body yyuuummm baby I like the pickles a lot. Babies taste very good and I eat them in cerial bowls.

Kitty slayer by hot Rosy

It was dawn and I killed a kitty, his throat bleeding all over the asphalt. "You dirty rat" I mutter My pet puppy licked his diaphragm "roof" he screamed I love my puppy he has helped me kill kitties all over America. He is my only friend, I killed all the rest of them. I have been killing kitties since I was 2 and a half. My parents bought me a kitty and I stuffed it down the garbege disposial. when My parents went looking for him I said "momma sink" and she looked in and the kitty remains exploded in her face. "mommy bloody!" I say just as a robber comes into my house and says "give me you money or I'll kill your kitty". "me too" I say, then my two and a half year old self pulls out a desert eagle, "I hate kitties" I say then I blow a hole in the side of his face.

My puppy barks angryly hungry for another kill. I noticed that he had ate all of the kitty. "ah p-o-o-p" I spell out so puppy doesn't think he gets more food. beep boop boop beep beep my watch says at me, I look at it and it says "143 qsnirl st" It must mean kitty time, baby! Me and my puppy jump into my hover car and fly to 143qsnirl st.

When we get there the owner of the house is just leaving and leaving the kitty on the sundeck "perfect" I say to puppy. We sneak up to the kitty and break both it's legs with our magical hammer, and throw it into the swimming pool. It is barely floating, "hey puppppppppyyyy, watch." I pulled out my smg and started shooting at the kitty. Bang my first shot takes it's ear off. Second shot hits it's other ear. Then puppy pulls put a RPG and shoots at the kitty. BOOM!!!!! The kitty explodes all over the side of the house me and puppy went walking down the street and we saw a really hot chick "hey babe" I say. "hey " she says. and then we started to make out on front of 3 hobos.

When we finish a ask her "what's your name?"