User:Footerrules

Footer, Stephen (a.k.a. Steven) - a wooly mammoth type human male older than dirt, possibly older than time itself. Loves to repeat stories whether asked to or not. Has a distinct, often toxic, smell that permeates the air surrounding him. DO NOT GET CLOSE!! His stomach has the ability to swallow a human whole from 3 feet away. There has been the occasional rumor that he is aware of soap, but research has found nothing conclusive.