User:Formina Sage

 Formina Sage Today is Monday, July 29. There are pages on this wiki, make them not suck. This is instantly the most unique userpage on WP.

 I am intelligent I learn things very quickly Most everything I've told you is a fabrication I am cooler than you I love Jane Lynch, and will marry her and give her the best I can ever give! I am NOT a refrigerator  Stay away from drugs!

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