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William Sexauer

William Sexauer II is a political operative in who has moved around the country working in political races for the Republican Party since 2012. Sexauer was born in South Dakota, and was adopted by Jenet Sexauer, an avid zoologist and William Sexauer, who was the local pediatrist. He is most well known for his love of ducks, reptiles, and Prince, as well as his lack of knowledge regarding technology. An example of a famous quote from William Sexauer is "Technology is wild!" Often accompanied by hand motions showing how his mind is blown.

William now lives in Excelsior, Minnesota, with his girlfriend and pet reticulated python, Monty, in a home overlooking Lake Minnetonka.