User:ForrestGumpNZ

Pilot Officer ForrestGumpNZ (MM,DSO,DFC) is currentley serving as a fighter pilot in Il2 1946. He is currently trying out for the olyimpics (RAF 80085-sqdrn). Forrest was born in a small town south of the city of crackton. He has had a distinguished and impossibly long pilot carrerer and has had the honor of being the first Kiwi to walk on the moon, eat a piano and throw a tomato at Kate Moss.

Early life
Forrest was born in Te Kamutu on the 12th of july 1920. He was educated it crackton private school for boys and later graduated to the prestigious Snobinstrongg Private High school. He excelled at sports such as bear baiting, beer drinking, bare running and bare bear beer hugging. He excelled at subjects such as english and physics and earned the coveted 'Physic crunching badass' title after his second year at he school. He was later exspelled from the school after he set the headmasters tupe on fire. Having left school he later joined the RAF and passed his flying training with distinction.

Early pilot carrer
Forrest was posted to the RAF PEN15 East India Squadron who were flying gloster gladiators at the time. When the Second World War broke out Forrest was posted to the 398th Hurricane squadron. After serving in the Battle of France during which Forrest gained his first combat kill, Forrest was posted to the 608th at biggin hill.

The Batttle of Britain
During the battle of britain forrest had the distinction of being the first pilot to go Pheseant hunting in a hawker hurricane. It was during a bomber intercept sortie and After Forrest's fith combat kill that he was shotdown by a disgruntled game keeper over a private estate. After a sucsessful bailout, Forrest punched the game keeper in the face. It was later revealed that the game keeper was French and no charges were laid. It was shortley after the incident that forrest was transferred to a new Experimental Spitfire squadron. Each spitfire was armed with speaker which played the 'Joke That Killed Every One' in german. Forrest task was to fly low over the german lines playing the joke in an attempt to weaken the germa positions.