User:Fortnum

Fortnum
Although an obvious opportunity to cock on about how much of a knowledgeable and valued contributor (sc. editor) I am, no-one's interested... And neither should they be. Feel free to leave a message on my talk page, and if you can spot the ironic userbox and understand why it's ironic, award yourself an extra housepoint. Abusive messages and vandals on my talk page/user page humour me greatly, so dig in!