User:Fountainhead123

the story of Vincent Morris
Born at begining of time, his parents were The Sun (mother) and The Moon (father). He was conceived, and thus The Big Bang resulted. At his birth, of all places in Hope, Arkansas also there was Lucifer and It's wife giving birth to Bill Clinton (some stories even stating that Barak Hussein Obama was born there too). He grew up fast playing with the T-Rexes and Raptors killing them with his collection of AK47s and Bazoozas, he was the greatest marksman of all time... and you thought a meteror killed the dinosours. Eventuly he begain to get very lonley, and this is where his tale begins.

the creation of music and woman
In his lonesome he created music. following the idea he needed instraments, thus the bass guitar was created it's low tones and amazing sound filled the galaxy with sheer epic awesomness. The music going to the edges of the milky way combined with the beauty of the stars made another human, when vincent witnessed the creation he exclaimed "Woah Man!" and from that we get woman. He later named her Vera Electra. They lived in perfect harmony for a long time, until Lucifer saw Vera Electra. he kidnapped her and took her to His kingdom, Hell (later named detroit). Vincent Morris learned of this action from his all-seeing Mother. From this he grabbed his guitar and started playing this insanely fast music the shooke the entire universe pushing all the planets spin, orbit, and even tilt on an axis. The music was so loud Lucifer him self came out from his castle telling hime to shutup. Unfortunetly, when vincent heard this he flew strait to detroit. landing in the city things started to combust in his presence.he found Lucifer and burned him. he went in to the castel rescued his beloved Vera Electra. Together the made the sweetest music and we now know that to be rock n' roll.