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Alexander Ricketts
Alexander Ricketts was born on June 6, 2000.

Background
Alex Ricketts had a rather humble beginning start in life, from his long journey from his Hobo shack to becoming the world wide recognized archbishop of Banterbury, along with his accomplices, Leon Acar, the Bantersaurus Rex, and Hugh Potter, the high Duke of Banterbury.

The KEITH years
it wasn't long before Alex had run into a tribe in the cafeteria known as the 'Keith's' led by Aleks Predellac-Miller. their main aim was to be as annoying as possible to everybody that stood in their path.DECIDING THAT ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH, Alex took matters into his own hands. using the amazing power of the Banter, he slowly deteriorated them, toppling their leader with so much banter, that he disintegrated. it was at that point when Alex decided to banter anyone who dared to oppose him. and to this day, nobody has.

The Tragedy
unfortunately, as Alex was Bantering with his Friends, the bus driver had had enough. releasing the wheel, he turned round and bellowed at them to shut it. then, Alex rose from his chair and disintegrated the bus driver. the bus was left by itself and crashed, through the railings and into the sea. luckily, Micheal Ma., the Time Lord, saved him but could not do the same for himself. up to this day, people still eat pot noodles in remembrance of their Asian hero. Alex, however could not carry on, and bantered himself to death while watching Non Stop, and shortly afterwards, disintegrated, and had his ashes thrown out of a plane advertising pills.

The Successor
Lord Nicholas Berry took his place, and unfortunately proclaimed the land as his, creating the country now known as strawberry Hills. he ruled a Dictatorship, and outlawed the eating of any berries. if one were to do as such, they would be set alight, and had a chicken chasing them. his rule was long and it was prosperous.he even invented a chicken machine, so that anyone found eating berries would become a chicken,and sold in KFB. (Kentucky fried Berries). As rumors go, Lord berry is Plotting a grand scheme to put an end to witty banter. several rebellions were raised but Berry crushed them all with his chicken army.