User:Frag Potato

During WW24 the Snake-Eyed man invented a firearm that exploded at touch destroying everything at it's surroundings. It was known as a frag potato and the Panda-Faced were scared just to hear it's name. During the war, the Cat-Plane pilot, Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva, was vital to their win against the Panda-Faced because besides being the inventor of the famous frag potato, this man also gave birth to a new species of weaponry( Literally, he gave birth to them at a hospital). He was Also the first man to give the idea of Potato bombs and Missiles which were perfected by the doctor, Cabi Jabi Sun Zun Jabi Caco Feio Mano Mana Di don Dingling Femino Da Silva (Cousin of Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva). These two particular weaponries were used by Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva at the Femino Battlegrounds in year Y.C 2469. The Weaponry that Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva gave birth to were the Weapons that fire other weapons and the Cat-Killer. The Weaons that fired weapons were weaponry that fired other weaponry such as: "The Ginger Nibbler" (A ginger that fired explosive koalas), " The Mima Crabber" (A Chainsaw That inserted live crabs in the victim) and other famous weapons. The "Cat-Killers" were a different type of weaponry, they are psychological weapons that would lead the subject/victim to death, limbo or severe head and glandular damage, some of these weapons are: "The Shizzler" ( A invisible laser that would enter your head, squeeze your brain, pour lemon on it and later on serve himself a coktail made out of your brain), The " Sand Pile " ( A spear that when in contact with body would infect the victim with cancer,AIDs, Fever, SNeezing, Coughing,Black Plague, Squaids, Severe Schizophrenia and a "DoDói".),these are some "Cat-Killers" that with many others have been threatening the earth ever since. These weapons would terrify the Panda-Faced and the rest of the world leading them to creation of severe weapons that resulted in a large massacre. In Y.C 2470, Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva was a victim of a terrorrist attack and lost both legs and one arm. To recover from his injuries,Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva, had to receive a surgery in which his legs and arms would be replaced by a dinossaur arm, a plastic leg, and a horse leg. Tje surgery went well but Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva's mind collapsed making him crazy. I'm Ito jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva, the son of Juan jin Jong Jun Fa Fe Fi Fo Jumino Jujuba V Bourbon Zaffari de Outubro Cobrinha Cassio Da Silva and am determined to avenge my father's mind death by destroying the Panda-Faced army infiltrated as a soldier with my Potato Launcher, French Fried Machine Gun and my Frag potatoes. In this War, I fight with my fellow radioactive koalas who are struggling on Snake-Eyed land to bring my father's mind back and avenge his state, my father is better but he is struggling to recover and when he does we'll bring the Panda-Faced down!