User:Frankdetchmer/sandbox

Frank Detchmer, born Stefan Rogers, is a critically-acclaimed and beloved musician. He was won two Grammys, 15 Nobel Prizes, and 27 Presidential Medals of Freedom. He also won an Emmy for his work on the beloved tv show, Jetpack Janitor and an Oscar for his movie of the same name. In 2015, he got a record deal at Universal Music Publishing Group, the largest in the world. He has also served 55 years in jail for littering and smoking smarties. He currently lives in Pyongyang, North Korea. He lives in a small apartment with his pet kangaroo, Crikey (whom he pushes around in a stroller in the Kim Jong-un State Market), his son, Elmo, who is 7050, and his "JUST FRIEND," Gabriela Carter, who is clinically perfectly ok.