User:Franksavranakis

Frank Savranakis
Fotis (Frank) Savranakis (born April 4, 1974) is a Business Owner, Chimney Sweep, Salesman, Drunk, Midget Hunter, Carolina Panther fan and a man who enjoys being naked.

Early life

Frank Savranakis was born in Piermont, New York to Greek parents, Emanuel and Alexandra Savranakis. When he was four, his family had a nasty divorce and moved around for a while but eventually returned to Piermont, New York, where he attended Tappan Zee Elementary School. He found he was a natural at jumping from high places, and nurtured his talent off the large rocks in the area regularly. He soon became friends with a Russian child in the neighborhood and their family, only later in life learning that his sister Maria was very jealous of the fact that they had taken me to Great Adventure one year and left her behind. Nonetheless, as we were very unruly, spoiled and undisciplined, we fought like animals, this resulted in his own sister using Nut Shots on him for a number of years.

Later moving to Nanuet, New York to become a Ralph Macchio AKA "karate kid" lookalike, this would not be the only time Frank Savranakis would use his good looks and celebrity lookalike skills. Just 13 years later he wins a Halloween Costume Contest dressed as Adam Sandler at Vinnies Raw Bar in Charlotte, NC.

Teenage years

After being caught skipping school and drinking beer at the age of 14 his mother sent him to live in Belmont, North Carolina with his father. Frank Savranakis was not received well in the new redneck surroundings with his Z. Cavaricci pants and New York accent. He would once again fall in with the wrong crowd and start a street gang named "The Lench Mob". His friends ripped off the name from Ice Cube. (Frank, I thought it was Lynch Mob?).

Frank Savranakis left his poser thug life at the age of 19 after his first child, Samantha Savranakis, was born in 1994. He lived with his Mommy and girlfriend at his mothers house. Only to turn to a more herbal and grunge lifestyle. His fighting days where behind him.

His 20's

Frank Savranakis got a job at his father's company, HI-Q Photolith, to learn the family business. He spent 13 years there. After his break up to his baby momma, Frank learned he was able to drink very large amounts of alcohol and have a job that would allow him to come in with nasty hangovers. He began to hangout at the 3 night clubs in Charlotte and date other girls. Although making some good friends, this behavior continued for the next 14 years.

Midget Hunting

Frank Savranakis has not yet befriended a midget, however, it still remains a goal/lifelong dream. He continues working on his "midget shyness" and searches littlepeople.com and craigslist; hoping one day, to find the perfect midget friend.

Career

Frank owns a Chimney Sweep Company. He also does and sells lawn care. Not much else to write here. Wish drinking beer was a job.

Personal life

At the age of 35 Frank Savranakis found a woman crazy enough to marry him. They had a wedding in Greece and took their children Samantha and Aliyah. They live in Palm Harbor, Florida. And Frank was damn lucky to find such a beautiful and caring woman! And he is lucky that he still has a sister that loves him, despite his crazy ways.