User:Frankwhamo

Born May 6th-ish, 1984 in a squalid New Jersey road side rest, Dr. Laura Jones, DVM, had what can only be described as a wretched start in life. While driving his wife to the pine barrens to birth their child, Mr. Richard Zanzabar had an overwhelming craving for pork roll. Unable to resist his pork roll, he pulled into the nearest road side rest.