User:Franny wanny

On March 18, 1991, God graced this Earth with the undeniable wonderful prescence of Mr. Francis Mitra, currently known as Franny Wanny. His grace, carisma, and experitise demonstrated in all areas and activities he undertakes only help justify his ubiquitous acknowledgement as the Worlds Most Intellegent Freshmen. THis title, was rightfully given to him by non other then the famed Guiness Book of World Records.

Franny is not only intelligent, accepting, and loving. But he is also a superhero. At the ripe age of 10 years old, he had the misfortune of being bitten by a Radioactive Horsefly, thus transforming into Super Franny, the Horsefly Boy. His friend Jessica, also wanted super powers, so she willing let herself fall victim, to a rather large horsefly. To her disdain however, the horsefly had rabies and was not radioactive. Due to this, Jessica became a rabie infected man whore.

List of people Franny unfortunately knows:

Xavier: Franny's Partner in Crime! aka BATGIRL!! Jessica: Franny's Sidekick!! aka ROBIN!!! Vicky: Franny's other limo driver!! Winny: Franny massage therapist!! Diane: Franny's "playmate"