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Hartridge High School
Hartridge High School is a comprehensive school situated in Newport, South Wales. It offers education for children aged between 11 and 18. There are approximately 1000 students including a sizeable sixth form. Hartridge is considered the worst school in Newport, and may also contend as the worst school in Wales. The students learn nothing due to the teaching staff being students themselves. The students are often reffered to as 'chavs' or 'sluts'. This is a reference to the entire student body tucking their trousers into their socks. Also, 90% of the female students are pregnant by 13. Hartridge passed their last inspection because a group of year 9 pupils gave the inspectors oral sex behind middle school. Every 4 in 5 pupils have ASBO's with the other 1 in 5 already in jail. The colloquially named 'sluts' are renowned for being orange, plastic and constantly drunk.

Location
Hartridge is located between the Ringland, Alway and Lliswerry estates. There has been thousands of murders and attacks in these areas all results from past pupils of Hartridge.

Sports
Hartridge High School, although being unsuccesful in academics, is a high flyer when it comes to sports. There is a successful Football Academy, considered the best in Wales, and a thriving cricket academy. Also, they achieve great success in more different sports, such as 'The World's Ugliest Person' contest, won 5 years in a row by past student Lymara White. The 'Stuck Up Your Own Arse' competition is usually won by the footballers, all posh ponces from up the Valleys.

Academics
Hartridge High School recently reached a knew high of %% of pupils gaining an A-C. This is a prestigious achievemnet for the school.