User:Fred the Frog

Hey everyone! I am Fred the Frog. How are you all? I am fine. Do you like soup? I like soup. I was born on the desk of a shop in New Jersey. People started to like me. I was great. My childhood was great with my caretakers. There was one day when I was an adult frog and I was off to Princeton University. My caretakers were so proud! But little did I know that when I was crossing the street, it happened. A Ford Explorer was coming straight toward me honking! I hurt my leg and I couldn't walk that fast. Then, SMACK!CRASH!BANG! Then my life started flashing before me. That was the last thing I ever said or saw. I am writing this from heaven. This is a holy webpage. RESPECT IT!!!