User:Friend mole

About Friend Mole
Originally from Long Island and a former East Meadow Little League all-star, Friend Mole moved with his family to San Jose, California as a teenager. Friend Mole earned a B.A. in philosophy in 1991 from an obscure microcollege, and since 2004 has worked as a linguist. Friend Mole is married with three sons and a daughter, and reads Moby Dick again and again.