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= Drkimir = This article is about educational series following the main character of Mir family. For similar content, although vaguely inferior, please refer to the following link. Drkimir is the first one in series of Mir family, which as of 22nd of May 2020 happens to include only Drkimir and Kronimir (colloquially also known as Krkimir since he likes to do some krkas.) Despite the controversial beliefs that the content behind Drkimir series is supposedly comedy, this is a scientifically disapproved fact due to the mere statement from the original content's creator claiming the following: Dobro stari koji kurac kaj serete vi nije Drki po Krki nikakva komedija već je riječ o znanstvenom sadržaju primjeren djeci po pitanju njihove radoznalosti o samozadovoljavanju te tajnama njihovih Edenovih visećih jajnih vrtova. —&#x2009; Anonymous, "The legends of Mir",(3rd of April 2020) As stated by the original creator, this is a vague translation: "Despite the fact that majority of you indeed inaccurately accuse my content of being satirical and comedic, this is untrue on scientific level due to the fact the content itself is present in a manner so that it may be approached and understood by all the demographics of all ages, genders and disabilities."

The history of Drkimir
While widely unknown, majority of Drkimir's life remains mystery as of now. Judging by the content we have been provided by the educational show creator himself, so far what we can understand and assume regarding the Drkimir's life goes as following. He was born on the 16th of March 1986 in area of Tibet. Despite his uncommon birth situation, he was never capable of speaking Tibetan language - however, what made the things way more confusing was his inborn abilities, two to be precise. The first ability of his which he happened to be born with was an inborn knowledge and understanding of ex Yugoslavian languages, the second one being an intense understanding of human biology and anatomy which lead him his ultimate fate, which is to savagely and aggressively masturbate until every single blood cell of his leaves his body as he gazes into the bits of his soul leaving the lifeless body ruined by the curse of porn. As of the current age, Drkimir lives in an inconstant life chapter where his daily routine circles between aggressive masturbation and chronic screaming disease which causes him to just go around the spot while screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA from the top of his lungs.

Family tree
So far only a few members of the majestic family tree have been revealed while the others are being speculated about. The following members go as following:


 * Apemir - the original Mir, originating from the very caves of mankind. Nothing is known about him as of now.
 * Ratimir - potential new main character of his own series, so far all we know about him is the fact he loves war and hold a grudge against Bosnians and Serbs. He also hates Aleksandar Vučić, a man who eats Croatian babies and hates every non Orthodox.
 * Drkimir - the main character of the series of Drkimir, believed to be Ratimir's son and cousin.
 * Kronimir - while majority of people in this day and era still believe that Kronimir is an independent character, scientific data confirm he is in fact metamorphosed form of Drkimir caused by an inconsistent usage of krkas.

The quotation to confirm Kronimir 's origins was found nowhere else but in Chronicles of Kronimir, the quotation was taken in the 3:46am 19.2.2020. video in the 4th second and the quote confirming this speculation goes as following:Vratio sam se. Ali ovoga puta nisam Drkimir jer mi se ne drka. Nego sam Kronimir jer mi se krka! The quote translates as following: I have returned, although this time I am not Drkimir for I feel no urges to demolish my meat furthermore I identify as Kronimir due to my unsettling desire to consume krkas!

Is this content child friendly?
Yes.