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The Dawg was born on a cold night of winter somewhere in the middle of nowhere. His exact date of birth is unknown but rumors place it between 1954 and 1984 A.D. He was raised by a pack of wolves who taught him the art of hunting bears and trailing wounded animals. His natural habitat is the snowy forest, but some explorers pretend having seen him in the Rockies, riding a black snowboard with blades on the sides. His mental health is questionable as he actually thinks he's Canadian, but proof exist that the guy is obviously ...just french. lol.

The Dawg has no religion, he has no master.

Litterature about the Dawg is abundant, and although he remains mainly referred as "The Dawg", years have seen many nicknames appear :
 * Jean-Sébastien
 * Jean
 * JDawg
 * Jean-Dogue
 * Jean-le-petit-Dogue
 * DG_DAWG
 * DDGG
 * J-S
 * John Bon Doggy
 * John Bon JoDawg
 * The Cagnonus Master
 * John Dawg
 * Jeannot le Chien

Early life
Son of Gilles Cagnone and Jeanine Dupond (although this could be a nickname), Jean-Sébastien Cagnone was abandoned at his birth near Volochanka, in the Siberian tundra. Luckily, his abundant hair bedazzled a mother wolf passing by, thinking he was one of her pack, and breast feeding him from then on.

He then grew up as a wild child for an unknown number of years, hunting bears and deers, jumping in the snow (digging his head in the fresh snow is still one of his favourite hobby) and making fire out of rocks, until he was seen again for the first time in Loyola High School of Montreal. He is there reported as being "rude and aggressive to fellow students" and quickly fell into metal and satanist music. He wore eyeliner thinking it was cool, but was mocked by other children that called him "Jeanine".

Rise as a CFD Guru
Soon he realized that other people around him were "dumb as fuck" (his words), and it is quite by chance that he found a book of CFD in a skate park of Mont-Royal. He read it in less than 25 minutes and immediately understood that he was meant to improve the world by putting his brain to the service of numerical computations.

He subscribed to McGill in the Computer Science program and started from there

Weird musical tastes
The D. has been influenced by his many travels around the globe. But his heart has always remained french. Because he's french. It is thus no surprise to see some french artists among his favourites. Below is a list that we could obtain from his mother, "Mes chansons préférées", that Jean wrote when he was 15 for the first time, and keeps up to date since :
 * 1) Louane, "Jour un"
 * 2) Lorie, "Weekend"