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Moses Yuri Frod (Moseuri)

Born in the Russian Empire of Swedish origin (shepherds on the territory of today's Ukraine), he is one of the wisest and at the same time tragic philosophers of the nineteenth century. History has provided us with scanty information about Moseuri. Unfortunately, the exact dates and places of his birth and death are still unknown. At first, he was only called Moses Frod, but when he was drowning in the Black Sea as a child, he was saved by a local called Yuri, so his parents gave him the middle name - Yuri in honor of this man. Just then, little Yuri injured his coccyx, which is why the local grandmothers named him Kudusunik Yuri, but when those grandmothers died, no one picked up on this trend and the name soon died out. It was that great event that became the excuse for the genius poem - I was saved by the coccyx (unfortunately, it was such a thin page that when we read it, we immediately fell apart - take our word for it... it was genius).

At a young age, Moseuri started going to the temple, where he met Tuman Choel, an equally great philosopher of the nineteenth century. So they spent many years in demagoguery, until Napoleon attacked the Russian Empire and they too were drafted into the war. Young philosophers studied the French language, economics, and politics right here during the war - they suddenly took whatever books Napoleon had left in Russia - "If no one wants it, we will save it". That's how the guys got more genius. After that, there are reports that tell us that after some time they settled in the south of the Caucasus Mountains, with the idea that the local population would follow their activism without any problems and contribute to the formation of a strong society. Time passes and during one of the mass protests, Tuman is rounded up by Russian Imperial agents, and Moseuri manages to escape to the Ottoman Empire. After a confused month spent in the Ottoman Empire, Moseuri rushes to the Austro-Hungarian Empire, where he spends his whole life having fun with prostitutes and driving taxis on horseback. This is how the profession of taxi driver was created, and it was precisely during this period that the conversations between passengers and Moseuri were created, which have survived as wise quotes today. No one knows what happened to Tuman Choel and how Moses Yuri Frod ended his life.