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People often wonder, Why chicken nuggets? Or more often, "Why Chichen Nug?" They wonder this for no reason in particular, except that they may have some mental issues. I myself have often wondered this and I have finally come to a conclusion. Welcome to my theory of "Why Not chichen nug.

When people ask for the nuggies they often just want to be loved. To feel the cold nugs wash away their sorrow. But, in reality, nuggets only make you sad, and angry. But, how does a simple nug make you feel so horrible? It is because you only have seven nuggets. They are supposed to give you six, but instead you have seven. This is an outrageous act of anarchy and you will not oblige. Instead, you stand up, sorrowful. You place your nuggets on the table, slowly. Everything around you stops, and all you can hear is your heart beating, and all you see is a seventh nugget. The image staining your mind like a disease. You raise your hand, as if winding it up. You proceed to smack the nuggets off the table. They explode everywhere, flying every witch way. You see the horrid seventh nugget break through a window and fly into a car. You chuckle to yourself, because now someone else is cursed with the seventh nug. In conclusion, that is why chichen nug.

If that is not a sufficient answer, than maybe you should've gotten eight chicken nuggets.