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Austin Reid
Born in some city he doesnt seem to recall, Austin Reid was the son of an army soldier. Although he was born with only half of his puny brain, he strived to be like all of the other kids he became aquainted with.His eyesight was so bad he was forced to get bifocal lens spectacles at the age of three months. His parents loved him so much and tried to make him feel like he was worth something, but, on the inside, were truly not satisfied with thier abnormal son. After living in a few different locations, Austin Reid's parents had another son, Edwards Reid. This child was almost as Austin was, but slightly more mellow. Austin and Edwards were best friends as soon as they saw each other and still to this day have seldom fought. Austin and his famlily lived in overseas locations and other places within America, always having to make new friends(but he never had friends) and adapt to new schools. One day, unexpectedly, his parents spereated. Austin, Edwards and their mother became the three amigos for a few months when thier loving father came back, but then left, then came back, then left one more time. But Austin and Edwards love for their father never changed, even though the reason for the seperation is still unclear to them. But you cant change the past. Eventually, both parents were remarried. Austin's mom to a rich, retired marine, Brown Joe, and his father to an exotic african woman, Mesifoo, who is a little over nine feet tall. Brown had a son prior to his present marraige. His name wasStinky Buns. Austin and Edwards were not very fond of Stinky, but they eventually learned to cope with his behavior. Stinky had a knack for asking for a beating. He would tease until the point to where you want to shove himt through a meat processor and turn him to stringy pumpkin pulp. And once you beat his face in, he would be dramatic and curl up into a ball and whine like a pansy. But that only lased in the pre-teen years. After several years of stinky, the couple had a baby of thier own,Ricky Phillip, named after two of his female fire hydrants. Ricky was the spoiled kid of the family until they moved for the last time to a large metropolis named, Bonjour Ville. Since Brown was a border line billionaire, they purchased a four story house in a luxurious subdivision known by most celebrities called Lake Stretch. Austin, Edwards, Stinky, and Ricky once again had to adapt. But this was the last time, or so they thought. Stinky decided she didnt like living like a party animal, so she decided to live with her uncle in Minnesota, where she could live like an assemblies of God christian. In the meantime, Austins dad was in Zimbabue fighting alongside the covanent as a spartan against the evil brutes, leaving at home, his african wife, and step-daughter, Small Fry. Soon after Stinky left, Austin and Edwards became born again christians and for the first time, started fitting in with people. The grace of God knew the desires of their poor pathetic hearts and gave them the perfect group of friends, who were just like them. Peter who stuffed Austin in the hood of his car, causing Austin 3rd degree engine burns but didnt intend to all he wanted to do was hangout, had three other siblings, Jim, Paul, and a sister Martha. Tamale from the island of Samoa,who formed a bond with Austin like a brother, Jinkreph, who had a coat of many colors, and also stinky feet, Brady, who was twic the size of Austin at a younger age, Curtis who was quite awkward and Nitsaw, who was almost an alter ego of Austin at times. Most of those friends were Edwards also, but he also had a buddy by the name of Chewy Iran, who had almost the exact same personality as Edwards. Chewy had three sisters. One named Jill, one is unknown and the other named Bertha. Austin thinks Chewys mom doesnt like Austin very much because Bertha cant text him. This will be soon updated since they are still living.. STANDBY