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Oraped Fungi: Mouth-Foot Fungus
Most commonly referred to as Oraped Fungi, Mouth-Foot Fungus is a result of repetitive gnawing of appendages. The results of Oraped Fungi are long-lasting and devastating. If left untreated, this disease can become deadly.

Causes  Bacteria found on the foot manifests it self in and around the mouth. Doctors do not know why this happens due to lack of funding of research and due to the lack of effected people. There are not many recorded cases of Oraped Fungi but those who were known to suffer from this bacteria died. A common way that the foot bacteria enters the mouth is through Onyx-Vor, otherwise known as toenail biting.

Symptoms  The consummation of bacteria from the foot is spread throughout the body and causes muscle tension, found in the back. The bacteria stimulates a part of the brain that causes the infected person to believe that they are always hungry. Those infected seemingly have high metabolism because they never appear to show any weight gain. People who had Oraped Fungi are known to exhibit irregular sleep patterns. Not only does it cause muscle tension, but suffers of the infection also suffer from extreme fidgeting. People who have Oraped Fungi also experience a strange allergy to felines.

If Left Untreated  Bacteria eventually spreads beneath the toenail, and spreads with the help of the circulatory system, therefore causing the loss of feeling of appendages, and eventual decay of the toes. If lesions begin to appear around the mouth, teeth and gum decay will soon follow. Another rare but not unheard of symptom of Oraped Fungi is internal bleeding in feet. Another rare, but not unheard of symptom is blindness, first in the right eye, but if left untreated later spread to the left eye.

Famous People  There are several celebrities who have been infected with Oraped Fungi. Although they have not gone public with this news, they are legally required to register as Fungi Offenders. These celebrities include: Ray Charles Stevie Wonder Dakota Fanning 

See also [April Fool's Day] [Dakota Fanning] [Organ Fungus]