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Benjamin William Day

Benjamin William Day, curently found in the confines of a cluttered classroom (H2) in Bedford Modern School[1], graduated from Aberystwyth University with a master's in colouring. He currently lives in the town of Bedford, and works at Bedford Modern School - trying to teach Geogeraphy. (Really he's the best Geoggers teacher there but...)

Ben's hobbies include; colouring, cycling, roller hockey, beating small children, buying paper shapes from students and viewing geographical videos of naturalists. Benjamin enjoys all of these VERY much.

"GIMP'S"

Ben stores Geographical Informatic Motion Pictures at the back of his classroom, they are so numbered according to the order of the GCSE course. Number 20 for example, is about development in London, because this is half way throught the GCSE course.

Students

Ben's favourite students include: James Clough, James Hunter, Matthew Bennison, Jack Pooley and Damian Singer. Ben continuously maintains a happy but working relationship with the students. In one particular case, one student (Damian Singer) even offered a whole bottle of pepsi to Mr. Day so that he could clean his board. (The board was probably messy becasue of all Ben's colouring.)

Birthdays

Ben often celebrates his student's birthdays by screaming meaningless flobble at them or giving them a paper triangle, which they can then try and sell to world bank. (That is, if it doesn't close just because it's the end of the lesson.) Ben's birthday is June the 13th and the students are made to bring him gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh on this historic date.

Myths

It was once said that Ben IS the current Stig, from the show "Top Gear." This myth is a BLATANT SCAM though, because the Stig doesn't listen to "The Pixies" in his car, nor does he own any of "The Breakfast Club's" Records on vynil. Another common, and more believable, urban myth is that Ben was or is dating a rather attractive fellow teacher - Joanna Ware. Could someone possibly be attracted to this hench, prossional cycling colourer? The wildest and most intruiging of all myths about Day, was that he used to be a nice kind human, but since he moved to BMS the students turned him into an evil mastermind and a cruel geography teacher. ??????????

Ben, if you're reading this, please let us watch a GIMP today :) Out.