User:FunniMan17/sandbox

Six year old with a mansion who's dad died from a spaghetti eating contest, and mother died from a hotdog eating contest. (--JOKE--)

A six year old was reported with a mansion. He also complies to saying his dad dies from a spaghetti eating contest. There is not much to this article, but it may be true. It was the most believable thing me and some other have ever heard our lives. It changed our lives, and we will never go back to being the same people were. This article is a warning to never to spaghetti eating contests. You will die from cardiac arrest. The mother died from eating too much mustard, and going into cardiac arrest. And this was also not a lie. At all. We totally this, not not not joking about the article. This is a warning to everyone to stay away from any contests the involve eating. The six year old also denied vacuum as saying that "their mom was vacuuming a mall." But, if you read the article, you would have seen that this child's mother is dead. Also, this child said those noises were also "Wubble Bubble inflators and a lawnmower." This is a serious warning to everyone to never EVER EVER do ANY EATING CONTESTS EVER. YOU WILL DIE.

Be careful out there. Do not compete in any eating contests. You will die.