User:FuzzyGuzzy

Fuzzy Guzzy
Fuzzy Guzzy (Fuh-zee Guh-zee) Born, beginning of universe. Fuzzy Guzzy is considered by everyone unanimously to be somewhat of an enigma. A riddle if you will. Or not. Enigma is a cooler word anyways.

Renaissance man/god
Guzzy as he is known among various circles is a god among ants. This is not a metaphor. One time he turned everyone into ants. He can do that because hes a god. Fuzzy Guzzy is not an egomaniac; Fuzzy Guzzy is instead an egorealist. Fuzzy Guzzy recognizes his amazingness and flaunts it as any one with such amazingness would.

Relationships
Fuzzy Guzzy considers himself a soverign state. An island. He needs nothing... Except for the warm loving embrace of a woman. Fuzzy Guzzy loves him some women.

Children
You are all Fuzzy Guzzy's children. And Fuzzy Guzzy is an abusive father.

Awards
Fuzzy Guzzy was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for literature in 2008 for the famous Fuzzy Guzzy article. (Fuzzy Guzzy understands the awards have not given out but hes pretty confident.)

Fuzzy Guzzy has won the Oscar for Best Male Actor 227 years in a row.

Fuzzy Guzzy has won the Golden Globe for Best Male Actor the last 981 years in a row.

Fuzzy Guzzy has won the Grammy for Best Male Actor over 9000 years in a row.