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'The Winkle Song'

Last Saturday aft'noon for tea

I fancied a luxury

So I went down to Old Ma Winkles

Bought myself a penneth o' winkles

Brought 'em home, an' put 'em on a plate

As 'appy as can be

When my old woman and 'er seven kids

and all the family

Started pickin' all the big ones out

Pickin' all the big ones out

Talk about a fish face covered in wrinkles

When I saw my penneth of winkles

All the big ones gone -

It made me rave an' shart

When my old woman and 'er seven kids

Started pickin' all the big ones out!

((Catagory:Comedy songs))

--GCHOATES (talk) 17:08, 2 January 2010 (UTC)