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The Earth is in the shape of a frying pan. This can be explained by many factors, for one water wouldn't fall off because there are sides to keep it on. The core is actually just the fire under the earth. This fire will stay on meaning that the earth will continue to get hotter without chance to cool down hence global warming. The sun is actually a spark that flies up and over the earth. The moon is in fact Chef Boyardee's hand making the OK symbol. Volcanoes are actually bubbles from the boiling water because of the fire. Earth quakes can be described as when Chef Boyardee moves the pan to "sizzle" it. Stars are actually just salt.