User:Gadzookeez

Hey there everyone, my name is Gadzooks. Gadzooks Strombolopoulus-Ponikarovsky. I am from Greece. I live on top of Mt. Olympus with the greek mythology gods. They are my servants. I also make frequent visits to the underworld to take care of my beloved, Cerberus the three headed dog. I also make frequent visits to the Caucasus Mountains to visit my other beloved, the liver-eating eagle, who's name is now Jake. When I grow up, I want to be a tree. So, I will ask Ladon, the river god to change me into a tree just like he did to his daughter. I live the perfect life here in Greece, so bother me no more. thanks!