User:Galapagosapara

Tim Othy Komatsu is a 99-year-old retiremant home facilitator who has tried unsuccesfully to get folowers to his new religion. It goes something like this: Tim thinks he is the king of the world. (He'd try to claim the moon too, but he thinks thats going too far.) According to him, if anyone angers him a 564-floor building will fall on them. (Before, he said it was a 565-floor building, but thats another story.) Tim has attempted to scare the senior citzens there by telling them he was an accomplined wizard. Before his job there, he was an impersonator. He got a jet plane, pretended he was a pilot, and tried to fly it through the Grand Canyon. One $10,000 fine later he decided not to run planes through no-fly zones and stick to less dangerous jobs like icktheology- which he thought meant fish CPR, bird-watching- which he thought meant actually getting up into the eagle's nest, and "skydiving" with no parachute and over an uninhabitable desert, as well as many others. When it became illegal for him to go back to Arizona, Maine, Alaska, Nevada, and 45 other states where he had pulled his little "stunts" he decided retirement in Jackson, Mississippi was the best way to go (partially because he wasn't allowed in any other state and partially because he wasn't retiring-only working with people who did- and partially because it would be easy to pull his "wizard" game)