User:Gale Boetticher/sandbox

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Michael Fotheringham is without a doubt the most magnificent, and interesting individual on this planet. He narrated Morgan Freeman's birth. And then his own. Michael holds many Olympic records, mainly in everything. He has 42 consecutive decathlon gold medals. Michael Fotheringham invented the periodic table, and then destroyed it because the only element he recognized was the element of surprise. Michael Fotheringham is a distinguished hockey star. He plays center, left wing, right wing, defence, and goalie. On the same line. Michael Fotheringham is famous for many things, but is most commonly known for writing "the bible". It is an autobiography. Michael Fotheringham deleted spell check on his computer. He was also raised by wolves. Michael Fotheringham practices apache war cries while he shaves his nose hair with a razor sharp machete. The sun rises when Michael Fotheringham tells it he's ready. Michael Fotheringham is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are Trademarked names of his left and right fist. Michael Fotheringham's business card simply reads "i'll call you". Michael Fotheringham can speak french, in Russian. Michael Fotheringham's tears cure cancer. It is a shame he can't cry. If you wish to send a letter to Michael Fotheringham, adress it to "him". Michael Fotheringham never gets frostbite, he simply gets a snow tan.