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The Early Years

Paul Post and Ashley Scoble first met back in 1910 they were aged 15 and were at the time Bear wrestlers. They first became friends after a realisation that they were both Bunyanists and believed very strongly in Paul Bunyan, at this time they were currently the only Bunyanists and in their later years made Bunyanism go viral.

First World War

In 1914 at age 19 they were both sent to war as Modern day war hero's and navy sluts, they were very popular among the women of Mongolia where they hide during the 1st 7 months of the war after Scoble came down with a severe case of the cramps. In 1915 Paul married a Mongolian slut who turned out to be a secret French spy so he had to put her down, the divorce papers never came through. In 1916 Paul and Scoble were found in Mongolia by the British army who captured them and forced them to fight as they were the only men capable of bringing an end to the First World War. Reluctantly they fought for Britian but their hearts always belong to Italy. In 1917 they had eliminated Henry the Hoover who was a Warlord amongst the French who fought with a pitchfork and boxing glove, they fought him on a minefield with nothing but their beards and smiles and won.

In 1918 The war was finally won after Paul and Scoble got drunk and created the first secret nuke Paul was sat on it making adjustments when Scoble sat on the detonator and sent Paul Flying off at the enemy effectively hitting the Enemy Commander in the chops and killing him. This is the true story of how the First World War was won.