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Thomas Weber
Thomas "Just One Of The Pals" Weber is famous for taking an extreme anti-fun policy. He is also one of the most infamous dominatrices in Iowa, having a sex dungeon filled with servants stretching under Scattergood Friends School, where one student every year is put. He has a wife, Amy Weber, but since their fallout due to his support of the Crusades in 1805, they haven't spoken. He has since fallen in with a man known as Fernando Finot, a male prostitute and stripper who frequents the Iowa City area. Their famous Orgy Parades have been cause for concern amongst residents of the area, but the police can't touch Weber, due to his diplomatic immunity from Buttsexistan.