User:Gareth Hughes (G-Man)

Hello, my background is in Physics, with a main interest in birds. I speak English and love to pull birds on the blob. In my off-time, I listen to a lot of weezer, google pictures of cartoon characters i find, you know...;)...arousing and fapping on the hour, every hour.

Party Trick - creeping up on girls in bathrooms with a semi-on to crush any chance they had of using the old 'i'm on the blob' excuse!

Like - Carlsberg, chocolate iced gems, ready salted crisp, board games, xhamster, not going out (television show obviously) cause i fucking love going out, plowing birds and my main passion is Everton Football Team 1878 and my favourite player is er ermmmmm massive duncan. Dislike - Liverpool F.C, people who don't drink, dick teasers, Karma Sutra and luke warm tea!