User:Garthkiser

Birth
Garth Kiser was born in Taylorville, Illinois on April 30, 1978.

Early Life
Kiser grew up on a very small farm in the Southern Illinois town of Murphysboro.

Cyborg Status
Kiser is a cyborg sent from the future to destroy Highlanders. There can be only one.

Writings & Teachings
Kiser keeps a website at double you double you double you dot garth kiser dot com. His readers are refered to as Kiserlings.